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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining
his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational
speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his
wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were

spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall

the second half of the joke, the manager finally

blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness,

he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water