Genius Answer

*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%!  EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO.  THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

*Q1:  IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*

```HIS LAST BATTLE.```
                
*Q2:  WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*

```AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.```
                
*Q3:  RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*

```LIQUID.```

*Q4:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*

```MARRIAGE.```
                 
*Q5:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*

```EXAMS.```

*Q6:  WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*

```LUNCH & DINNER.```
                
*Q7:  WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*

```THE OTHER HALF.```
                
*Q8:  IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*

```WET.```
               
*Q9:  HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*

```NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.```

*Q10:  HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*

```YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND```

*Q11:  IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*

```VERY LARGE HANDS```

*Q12:  IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*

```NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT```

*Q13:  HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*

```ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOOR ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.```

*Spread some laughter, share the cheer.  Let's be happy, while we're here!*😁😁😁😁😁