Einstein & a Chinaman sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500 instead."
Einstein asks the first question:
"What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Chinaman doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket,
pulls out a $5 note and pays Einstein.
Now...
It's the Chinaman's turn.
He asks Einstein:
"What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...After an hour he pays the Chinaman $500.
Einstein going nuts and asks the Chinaman:
"Well...so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Chinaman reaches his pocket again and gives Einstein $5!
Einstein fainted.....!!!!!
Moral:
You may be Einstein...
But where money is concerned never underestimate a Chinaman.
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