*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
*Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*
```HIS LAST BATTLE.```
*Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*
```AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.```
*Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*
```LIQUID.```
*Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*
```MARRIAGE.```
*Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*
```EXAMS.```
*Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*
```LUNCH & DINNER.```
*Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*
```THE OTHER HALF.```
*Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*
```WET.```
*Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*
```NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.```
*Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*
```YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND```
*Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*
```VERY LARGE HANDS```
*Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*
```NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT```
*Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*
```ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOOR ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.```
*Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!*😁😁😁😁😁
