Berapa ekor burung.

ADIK MAT Dalam kelas, cikgu tadika tanya soalan,         
"Ada 3 ekor burung di atas pokok. Seekor ditembak pemburu, berapa ekor lagi tinggal di atas pokok?"         
Adik Mat angkat tangan dan jawab, "Kosong cikgu".         
"Kenapa kosong Mat?" tanya cikgu.          "Sebab 2 ekor lagi tu mesti laa terbang lari cikgu."         
"Salah! Jawapannya tentulah 2 Mat, 3 tolak 1 sama dengan 2.
Tapi cikgu suka cara kamu berfikir".    
Sehabis kelas, Cikgu belanja Adik Mat makan aiskrim.
Adik Mat tetiba bertanya, "Cikgu, ada 3 orang perempuan makan aiskrim. Satu tu style telan semua sekaligus, satu lagi gigit sikit2, dan satu lagi jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis.
Cuma satu je antara tiga tu yang dah kawin, yang mana satu cikgu?"     
Tergamam cikgu dengan soalan Adik Mat. Cuba berlagak neutral cikgu menjawab, "Yang jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis tu kot".
"Salah cikgu, yang pakai cincin kahwin laa yang dah kahwin. Tapi takpe, saya suka cara cikgu berfikir"

Wak leman nak susu

Wak Leman menaiki LRT dan duduk di sebelah ibu muda yang cantik dan seksi. Kebetulan ibu muda itu baru mulai hendak menyusui bayinya. Tapi ketika si ibu muda hendak menyusui, si bayi menolaknya. Si ibu muda berkata, "cepat sayang minum, nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah." Sepuluh minit kemudian si bayi masih saja tidak mahu menyusu. Si ibu muda memujuk lagi, "cepat sayang minum susu mama. Nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah. Mama bagi betul-betul ni."

Tiba-tiba Wak Leman berkata kepada si ibu muda, "saya nak bagitahu dekat puan, cepat sikit buat keputusan. Saya sepatutnya sudah turun tadi lagi..saya dah trlepas 3 stesen dah ni.

Hyundai Sonata 2015

Hyundai Sonata

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hyundai introduced its all-new seventh-generation 2015 Sonata at the 2014 New York International Auto Show. Following the incredible success of the outgoing Sonata, the all-new generation offers a more refined look through a new Fluidic Sculpture 2.0 design language, stiffer body structure, better ride quality, reduced noise, vibration and harshness and advanced safety and convenience features. Sonata truly democratizes the premium design and convenient technology of the Genesis sedan for the mid-size class. The new 2015 Hyundai Sonata will be built at the Hyundai Motor Manufacturing Alabama plant in Montgomery , Ala. and go on sale early this summer.

 

EXTERIOR DESIGN

The 2011 Sonata raised the bar for design in the mid-size sedan segment when it was introduced in 2009. Consumers noticed the groundbreaking design and so did the competition. Sonata's design matures for the 2015 model year with energetic and crisp lines complimented by smooth and subtle surfaces. Fluidic Sculpture 2.0 is a confident evolution of the original fluidic sculpture design language that perfectly expresses Sonata's premium look and excellent value.

 

A larger, more refined grille with a wide air intake defines the face of the 2015 Sonata. Simple, harmonious lines adorn the exterior while hinting at the improved dynamic performance and human-machine connection Sonata provides. Taut, horizontal rocker panels reflect the chassis' increased stability and surefootedness while the signature Sonata beltline is now stretched tight to accentuate the sedan's strength. The coupe-like roofline remains, but it is balanced by a larger window graphic that emphasizes the roomier interior. Horizontal lines in the rear underscore Sonata's width and give the car a planted look. This purposeful shape achieves a remarkable drag coefficient of just 0.27, lower than any non-hybrid in the mid-size sedan class.

 

Shoppers looking for a traditional design will appreciate the 2015 Sonata SE's exterior styling that includes standard LED daytime running lights, 16-inch alloy wheels, a rear lip spoiler and chrome surround for the day light opening. Sonata Limited adds rocker panel extensions and dual exhaust for a premium look.

 

Sonata Sport features a more aggressive front grille and bumper, side rocker extensions and side chrome molding. Sport models powered by the 2.4-liter four-cylinder engine feature dual exhaust while Sport 2.0T models feature a unique rear bumper fascia, quad exhaust tips and 18-inch alloy wheels. The Sport model is expected to be the most popular Sonata. With the 2015 Hyundai Sonata Sport 2.0T, performance is something you taste and the Fluidic Sculpture 2.0 design language certainly whets the appetite.

 

"We crafted the shape of the 2015 Sonata in the same way an award-winning chef refines his recipe over the years," said Chris Chapman, chief designer, Hyundai Design North America. "With the 2011 Sonata, Hyundai took the mid-size sedan from a meal to a gourmet dinner. The evolution to Fluidic Sculpture 2.0's more taut, modern lines reflect the improvements in refinement and driving dynamics for 2015."

 

INTERIOR DESIGN

Confident, energetic lines define the 2015 Sonata's exterior and are complimented inside the cabin by a premium interior with a special emphasis on ergonomics. Intuitive buttons and controls are placed on the center stack, which is angled toward the driver to make the controls easier to reach. Hyundai's core interior design principles are safety, intuitiveness and simplicity and Sonata delivers in spades.

 

Controls are grouped logically and placed in the most convenient position for the driver. To create a unified experience inside the cabin, designers met with various suppliers to make sure all buttons and switchgear have a consistent feel. The height of the display screen for the audio display or 8-inch navigation system and instrument cluster are optimized for visibility and reside on the same plane to enhance readability during a quick glance. These ergonomic enhancements help the driver remain focused on the road ahead and provide confidence behind the wheel.

 

All components inside the cabin were examined and opportunities for improvement were taken very seriously. Even the steering wheel went through extensive testing to determine the ideal diameter, shape and tactile feel to maximize driver confidence. Improvements in the design of the steering wheel and changes to the layout of the instrument cluster necessitated a new steering column design. Designers and engineers sweated every detail in their quest to make the interior as safe, intuitive and simple as possible while delivering convenient features with pleasing aesthetics.

 

Sonata Sport 2.0T receives a unique interior that enhances its more dynamic personality. A D-cut steering wheel and paddle shifters help provide the confidence enthusiastic drivers expect while the sport instrument cluster with six o'clock needle position hints at the improved performance from the more responsive 2.0-liter turbocharged engine.

 

Reducing undesired noise inside the cabin was a top priority for the 2015 Sonata. Engineers reduced the size of the apertures in the bulkhead and increased use of sound deadening materials in the dashboard to prevent unwanted noise from entering the cabin. Engine notes were tuned to be pleasing to the ear without being intrusive. More sound absorption materials are used under the floorpan and an underbody tray made of fibrous glass expansion board improves aerodynamics while reducing unwanted road noise.

 

The 2015 Sonata's efficient packaging delivers outstanding passenger and interior volume. With 106.1 cu. ft. of passenger volume and a total interior volume of 122.4 cu. ft., 2015 Sonata is classified as a large car by the EPA.

 

ADVANCED HIGH-STRENGTH STEEL PLATFORM

 

A rigid platform is essential for a great car. Everything from ride quality to crash test performance is enhanced with a stiffer platform. The 2015 Sonata uses advanced high-strength steel for more than 50 percent of total platform composition, which results in 41 percent stiffer torsional rigidity and 35 percent greater bending strength. Advanced high strength steel is twice as rigid as traditional steel while weighing 10 percent less. More hot-stamped components are used, especially in the B-pillar area.

 

A revised multilink rear suspension design enhances responsiveness, handling and stability while reducing impact harshness. Dual lower suspension arms replace the old single-arm design and distribute lateral forces more effectively to improve ride quality without sacrificing handling. The new rear suspension geometry helps keep Sonata more stable under hard braking and helps provide shorter stopping distances.

 

Reinforced side and cross members strengthen sub-frame mounting points and improve suspension responsiveness. Revised front sub-frame bushings are 17 percent stiffer than before and contribute to better steering feel and improved responsiveness. 2015 Sonata Sport 2.0T utilizes a new rack-mounted dual-pinion electric power steering system that offers more natural steering feel. Sport 2.0T models receive a unique sport-tuned suspension and larger 12.6-inch front brakes. These upgrades deliver increased driver confidence and a premium driving experience.

 

Improvements in ride and handling were validated at Hyundai's world-class facilities in Namyang, the Mojave proving grounds in California and the new test center located at the famed Nurburgring. Validating the 2015 Sonata's performance at world-class test tracks resulted in a world-class mid-size sedan that inspires confidence in a wide variety of driving conditions.

 

POWERTRAIN

 

Hyundai continues its all four-cylinder engine lineup for the 2015 Sonata. A revised 2.4-liter Theta II GDI four-cylinder engine powers SE, Limited and Sport models. The 2.4-liter four-cylinder produces 185 horsepower and 178 lb. ft. of torque. Hyundai's powertrain engineers slightly reduced peak power for the 2015 Sonata to shift the powerband downward for better responsiveness in lower-RPM situations where customers spend the majority of their time. The new Electronic Intake Continuously Variable Valve Timing (E-CVVT) improves performance in low temperatures and reduces emissions.

 

A revised 2.0-liter Theta II turbocharged GDI, also featuring E-CVVT, powers Sport 2.0T models. The 2.0-liter turbocharged engine is also optimized for lower-RPM drivability and it produces 245 horsepower and 260 lb. ft. of torque. The turbocharger features a smaller turbine and compressor wheel, which provide better responsiveness and more torque in the low and mid RPM range. Both Theta engines are paired with a six-speed SHIFTRONIC® automatic transmission.

 

SAFETY FEATURES

 

Sonata comes standard with seven airbags, including a new driver's knee airbag designed to help prevent the driver from sliding down the seat in a collision, which allows the other restraint systems to be more effective. Electronic Stability Control, Vehicle Stability Management, Traction Control, ABS and a Tire Pressure Monitoring System with individual tire pressure display are also standard. Projector headlamps are standard while HID headlamps are available.

 

Hyundai engineers implemented many active safety technologies for the 2015 Sonata to assist drivers and help prevent accidents. No longer reserved for luxury cars, advanced safety technologies such as Forward Collision Warning, Blind Spot Detection, Rear Cross Traffic Alert and a Lane Departure Warning System are all available in this midsize sedan.

 

Sonata's advanced Blind Spot Detection system is designed to alert drivers of an approaching vehicle in the next lane if the turn signal is activated. This Lane Change Assist technology is a segment-exclusive active safety feature. Drivers are first alerted of a vehicle in the blind spot by warning lights in the side mirrors. When the turn signal is activated, the Lane Change Assist system determines the closing speed of any vehicle in the adjacent lane to determine if the lane change is safe. If the system determines the vehicle in the other lane is closing too quickly, it sounds an audible alarm to warn the driver that the lane change is unsafe. The Lane Departure Warning System uses a forward-facing camera to recognize lane markers. If the system detects the vehicle is headed outside the lane markers, a warning light on the dashboard illuminates and an audible sound alerts the driver.

 

Rear Cross-traffic Alert (RCTA) is another feature derived from the 2015 Sonata's advanced Blind Spot Detection system. RCTA scans the areas to each side of the 2015 Sonata when drivers are backing out of parking spaces. If the system detects another vehicle is approaching from the side, the Sonata driver is given an audible alert. This system is another tool that helps Sonata drivers utilize the active safety technology.

 

CONVENIENT TECHNOLOGY

 

The 2015 Sonata embodies Hyundai's Modern Premium brand direction by providing convenient technology formerly reserved for luxury sedans in the mid-size segment without the premium price tag. Switching the high beams on and off manually doesn't seem like a hassle, but Sonata's High Beam Assist allows the driver to keep their eyes on the road and let the headlamps deliver maximum visibility without accidentally blinding oncoming traffic. Bright LED daytime running lights give the 2015 Sonata's face a premium look. Smart Cruise Control (SCC) with full stop capability helps make driving on the freeway less stressful. This system allows full function down to zero mph to operate seamlessly using the front-grille-mounted radar sensor. SCC enables the 2015 Sonata to help maintain safer, consistent spacing with the vehicle ahead in varied traffic conditions.

Smart trunk gives drivers a convenient hands-free way to open the trunk while keeping both feet firmly planted on the ground. The owner simply needs to approach the Sonata's trunk with the key fob in a purse or pocket and wait three seconds. The trunk will automatically open, making it easy to place groceries or luggage inside when hands are full. Rear seat passengers are treated to segment-exclusive sunshades, an option typically found on luxury cars. Feedback from current Sonata owners resulted in a height-adjustable passenger seat and now both front seats can be heated and ventilated. Even rear-seat passengers enjoy the luxury of heated seats on a cold day. A heated steering wheel will be a favorite feature for owners of the 2015 Sonata Limited equipped with the Tech package. The desire to deliver class-above value allows these convenient technologies to trickle down from the all-new Genesis to the all-new Sonata making it the most sophisticated mid-size sedan available.

 

MULTIMEDIA

 

All 2015 Sonatas come standard with iPod®/USB and auxiliary input jacks, SiriusXM® satellite radio and Bluetooth® phone connectivity with phonebook transfer and voice-recognition. Available upgrades include an 8.0-inch navigation system with downloadable apps, HD radio, Dimension or 400-watt Infinity premium audio systems with next-generation Blue Link® telematics.

 

Hyundai's 8.0-inch navigation system offers an enhanced display with improved touch sensitivity, a map and music split screen display and the ability to record SiriusXM presets 1-6. Switching to a preset station in the middle of your favorite song won't be an annoyance any longer. Rewind up to 22 minutes to listen to the full song or catch up on a sports broadcast. SiriusXM Travel Link® provides access to traffic information, sports scores, weather, stock prices, fuel prices and local movie times. All 2015 Sonatas equipped with navigation will also support Pandora® and SoundHound applications as well as "Eyes Free" Siri integration, which allows drivers to perform a variety of functions without taking their eyes off the road. Apple CarPlay will take iPhone integration to the next level on the 2015 Sonata later this year.

MORE BLUE LINK ENHANCEMENTS ARRIVE WITH 2015 SONATA

 

2015 Sonata will be the second Hyundai vehicle to offer the next-generation Blue Link system. The debut of the all-new Sonata coincides with the launch of a new Hyundai Assurance Car Care in-vehicle app.

 

 

 

Harga oksigen

Tahukah kita harga Oksigen di hospital?
RM10/­ltr..

Tahukah kita harga Nitrogen di hospital ?
RM3/­ltr..

Tahukah Kita bahwa dalam sehari manusia menghisap;
2.880 ltr Oksigen, &
11.376 ltr Nitrogen ?

Jika harus dihargai dgn ringgit, Oksigen & Nitrogen yang kita hirup, akan mncapai RM 56.060/hari /manusia.

Kalau dikalikan sebulan RM. 56060x 30hr = RM. 1.681.818/­org..
Orang yang paling KAYA sekalipun tidak akan sanggup melunasi biaya nafas untuk hidupnya, apabila Allah SWT  mnggunakan Rumus Niaga manusia.

Masihkah kita MALAS BERSYUKUR ?

Baru nafas saja, kita sudah mesti membayar RM.1.681.818 / bulan, dan itu PERCUMA.

Maka, Nikmat Tuhanmu yang mana lagi yang kau Dustakan..

Sesungguhnya, Segala sesuatu adalah dari Allah SWT , dan kembali kepadaNya.

Semoga kita semua bahagian dari hamba2 yang bersyukur.. Amin

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Weirdest Women's High Heeled Shoes

 

Weirdest Women's High Heeled Shoes

Here are some of the most creative and weird high heeled shoes! From a shoe with no sole to a shoe with two heels and even shoes with inverted heels!

 

 

 

Julian Hakes designed these fascinating shoes with no sole. The support is there, though, for the heel and ball of the foot, which forms a natural bridge between the two. In the course of designing, he had tracing paper and masking tape on his foot, drew the patterns, and then used a scalpel to cut it off. 

 

Inverted Heel Shoes, by Marc Jacobs. 

The Umbrella Shoes can protect your feet and shoes from rain. 

Designed to look like a modern high-chair, this high-chair heels take your feet 6 inches off the ground so they sit almost vertical. It's a fashion accident waiting to happen. 

 

 

Maki Aminaka (Löfvander) and Marcus Wilmont (Aminaka Wilmont) introduced their sole-less shoes in London during the 2008 London Fashion Week. With a good pedicure, anyone can carry off this look.

Bottle Opening Shoes, the perfect party shoes.

 

These give platform shoes a new meaning.

 

 

Origami (paper) Shoes, by designer Catherine Meuter. 

What's better than shoes with a high heel? Shoes with two high heels! 

Big Bird fans rejoice!

 

 

 

Unusual & Creative Designer Ties

Unusual & Creative Designer Ties

The simple and dull coloured Neckties just got revamped. Designer Neckties have become bolder, crazier, defining attitude and self-expression of the wearer. They are funky and unusual and over the top when it comes to creativity. Don't know if they can be still worn at work but give them a try, if your boss understands humour!

1) Molecular Tie

If you are a chemistry geek, then why not, by all means this one is made for you. And even if you are a hapless chap, this tie has certainly got many formulae to get you what you wish! It spells geekiness in abundance and a sure shot way to impress your boss.

2) Circuit Tie

Be a circuit breaker with this cool Circuit Tie brought to you by the Intel motherboard. Very geeky again like the last one, but I can think of a few occasions where it will work its charm, can you??

3) Crossword Tie

For the Crossword Fanatics, the Crossword Tie. Just in case you can't get enough of it in the newspaper it is transferred onto your beloved tie. 'Wherever you go it follows.'

4) NY Cabbie Tie

The New York Cabbie Tie is the coolest and brightest tie ever. It's a Cab Stopper! If you happen to be in the Big Apple City, then do flaunt this one, you'd never miss a cab.

5) Moon Crater Tie

Who needs a telescope to gaze at the faraway moon when you got the moon dangling around your neck? "I got the moon under my collar" what you got?

6) Power-On Tie

This will definitely get any type of work done. Just plug in..Power On….Work Done.

7) No Smoking Tie

Courageously wear your rules on your tie with élan.  Stand against the No Smoking cause with this bold statement tie. Come to think of it, even the chain smokers can flaunt this tie it may remind them of NOT smoking.

8) Colourful  Lego Tie

Ah! The Legos… favourite of many. Stack it, build it and if it falls and breaks don't worry just restart. Make it from any colour or invent different combinations. Go crazy with colour and sizes to create your custom design necktie.

9) Bean Bag Snake Tie

It's bold and very very loud. The soft acrylic fibre filled Snake Ties are more for party animals than office going crowd. Just don't sting people with your tie they'll think of you as a retard.

10) Ice-Cream Tie

If you are wondering what flavour it is?? It is the favourite vanilla chocolate ice-cream topped with red shinning cherry. Lick it and eat it before it melts. Quick, quick!

11) Tongue Licking Tie

Lick your food away with this tie. You may want to stay away from tasty food though, or else your tie will start watering!

12) Parrot Tie

'Charlie wants Big nuts or Cracker now or will poop all over!'. Always carry nuts and crackers for the hungry bird.. Squawk, squawk!!

13) Beer Tie

Beer Beer Beer Tie - For people who drink like a fish. 
Caution: never wear this one to work. Complete no no office attire.

14) Hot Dog Tie

Fresh bread, tasty and meaty sausage and a dribble of mustard, for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Ah! Simple yet scrumptilicious.

15) Key-Board Tie

This one, a no brainer is for our beloved computer geeks, typists, software engineers and IT professionals. Feel like closer to home with this Key – Board Tie.?

16) Guitar Tie

Strum that guitar Rockstar!. This super cool and ultra-sexy guitar shaped tie will always keep you in the groove.