Ayah dab blender

Kisah family.
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Si isteri yang curiga kepada suami nya menalipon suaminya yang berada dirumah.
Isteri: " Hello abang dimana ni?."
Suami: " Di rumah Yang."
Isteri: " Cuba abang hidupkan blender."
Suami hidupkan blender: -" Brrreeee."
Isteri: " Ok lah. "
Esoknya si isteri talipon lagi suaminya.
Isteri: " Abang dimana ni.?"
Suami: " Di rumah yang."
Isteri: " Tolong bunyikan blender. "
Suami hidupkan blender: " Brrreee. "
Isteri: " Ok lah. "
Esoknya lagi si isteri pulang ke rumah tanpa memberitahu lebih dahulu. Dia dapati suaminya tiada di rumah cuma anaknya.
Ibu: " Ayah mana pergi ? "
Anak:  " Tak tau..ayah dah keluar tapi ayah ada  bawa blender sekali."  😊😊

Tolong la tabib!

Saya pergi jumpa seorang pakar perubatan tradisional China dan selepas dia tahu pekerjaan saya dia bagi kata2 nasihat; "Lu mesti kuat exercise hali2. Jngan minum air di gerai2 dan Beer. Jauhkn dari Alkohol, wine terutamanya. Minum banyak air suam. Jngan bwah kereta pigi kelaja, bagus naik pengangkutan awam atau jalan kaki.
Jngan makan di luar. Kurangkn makan daging dan makanan laut terutamanya..
Banyk mkn sayuran..sekali2 diet lah...
Sayapun tertunduk sambil bertanya balik kat tabib itu..
"Boleh saya tahu apa masalah saya?

Tabib tersebut geleng kepala smbil menjawab..
"gaji lu sangat rendah"..

Human Bond

I had spent an hour in the bank with my Uncle, as he had to transfer some money.  I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Uncle, why don't we activate your internet banking?''

''Why would I do that?''
He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I m alone...
this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner  from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

My wife fell down few days back while on her morning walk. My local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer?

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller' . It creates bonds. Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''

Technology isn' t life ..  Spend time with people .. Not with devices...

Leha Janda

Sudah seminggu Kedai Leha Jande tutup, hari ini gua lalu bukak pulak. Gua duduk tempat biasa. Leha terus meluru kat gua ambik order. Raut wajahnya sugul sekali dan tidak bermaya.

"Abang nak order ape?" Suara Leha lemah

"Macam biasa minum teh tarik 1, nasi goreng telur goyang 1, roti canai 1 makan 3 bungkus" gua pesan makanan.

"Jap, mana Leha pergi seminggu ni? Abang terpaksa sarapan kat kedai Ali. Tak sedap! Tawar air dia" gua tak puas hati terus bertanya.

"Abang order air ape kat dia?" Leha pulak tanya gua.

"Air suam je.." gua jawab. Harap2 punch line gua menjadi tapi Leha langsung tak gelak.

"Sebenarnya bang...Leha kena rogol dengan bangla..."

"Apa!!!! Makktoll!!!" Gua tiba2 naik angin sambil tepuk meja.

"Betul bang...kan ada selalu bangla sarapan juga kat sini tapi dia datang awal dari abang. Tiap hari dia datang...1 hari tu dia makan bayar pakai duit RM100. Padahal cuma RM4.50 je dia makan. Masa Leha nak bagi duit baki dia dah pergi. Leha lari kejar basikal dia. Dia ambik duit Leha bagi tu sambil tersentuh tangan dia...Leha tak sedar ape lepas tu...Leha berada di dalam Hotel yang sama, bilik yang sama. Tetapi, dua harga yang berbeza. Kenapa bayar lebih? Anda boleh mencari hotel ideal anda di trivago. Trivago membandingkan lebih daripada 200 laman web. Anda boleh mencari hotel ideal anda dengan harga terbaik. Hotel? TriVaGo"

Begitulah ceritanya. Sekian tamat sudah...ha ha ha

Jangan selalu megeluh

Takut bini

Men will be men