I decided to travel to US. At The Embassy For Visa Interview, this is what happened:
Officer: Where to in the US?
Me: San Jose
Officer: It's pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me: Oh, okay!
Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US?
Me: from Hanuary to Hune or Huly
(From WhatsApp)
● Kalau kek Pahang ado Pekan, kek Nismilan ado Kota.
● Kalau kek Perak ado Bukit Berapit, kek Nismilan ado Bukit Putus.
● Kalau kek Johor ado Batu Pahat, kek Nismilan ado Batu Kikir.
● Kalau kek Perlis ado Padang Besar, kek Nismilan ado Padang Lebar.
● Kalau kek Pahang ado Gunung Tahan, kek Nismilan ado Gunung Pasir.
● Kalau kek Kelantan ado Pasir Mas, kek Nismilan ado Pasir Besar.
● Kalu kek Kodah ado Padang Serai, kek Nismilan ado Padang Lalang
● Kalau kek Nismilan ado Bongek, kek nogori lain ado ko ?
hahaha..
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This is the awesome msg i have read till date its really eyeopener
-A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
"Not very long." they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.
"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life."
The tourist interrupted,
"I am an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?"
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City , Los Angeles , or even New York City !
From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.
And the moral of this story is:
Know where you're going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything.
“Live your life before life becomes lifeless”.
Petang mareng mase balik keje tengok derek lembu tidur tepi jalan.
Mule² wase geram, lepas tu bereti tengok muke ye sian je sekor2....Dang molek mase tu ambe tengoh puasang, ambe pun tanye soalang ke dier.
"Weh lembu. Sape lawo kali kapung ni"
Tujuh, lapang ekor jawab serentok....
"Muuuuuuuu!!!!!!."
Subhanallah nok nitik air mate rase, kebesaran Allah mencipta makhluk yang jujur 😭😉
